Gay Rooster

A farmer buys a young rooster to
impregnate his chickens. The young
rooster struts into the barn and yells
to the old rooster, Get out, old man!
This is my barn now!

Tell you what, says the old rooster.
Ill race you around the farm; winner
gets all the chicks.

The old rooster takes off toward the
front of the house with the young
rooster chasing him. The farmer takes
one look at the roosters, pulls out his
shotgun, and blows the young one away.

Dammit, says the farmer. Thats the
third gay rooster Ive bought this
month!