Just For Laughs

1. A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP
talking, but a WISE man tells
her that she looks extremely
BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.


2. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol
consumption :
Before Marriage - Drink whenever you
are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you
are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of
Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to
tell ANY ONE.

4. Love your friends not their
sisters. Love your sisters not their
friends.


5. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He
asked for the Best wine and Best
Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and
Mother Teresa next to him [God bless
him!].
Moral : BE SPECIFIC

6. What is a BEST and WORST news you
can hear at the SAME time ?
It is when your Girl Friend says YOU
are the BEST KISSER among all your
Friends.

7. Let us be generous like this : Four
Ants are moving through a
forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards
them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL
him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg
alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will
just throw him away from our path. Ant
4 says : No, we will LEAVE him
because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.


8. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend -
You are missing SOME thing in
your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend -
You are missing EVERY thing in
your life.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE
someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.


10. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS,
PRAY TO GOD and ask him to free you
from Darkness. Even after you pray, if
U R still in Darkness - Please
PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

11. Why Government do NOT allow a Man
to MARRY 2 Women. Because per
Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE
for the same Mistake.

12. "A Ship is always safe at the
shore - but that is NOT what it is
built for" - Albert Einstein